What a day! I went to Lexington to have lunch with some of my teacher friends from my last school and to go to Laura's jewelry party. I've been to four jewelry parties in the last three months! You'd think I'd have enough by now, but guess what? I still bought more! I can't stop. Someone invited me to a Pampered Chef party and I said "sure!" Two more people signed up to have jewelry parties and I said, "I'll come!" I can't get enough of this kind of stuff! What a sucker!
Then, on my way home, which is usually a one-hour drive, I performed an act of brilliance. Halfway there I stopped for gas. I got back on the interstate and proceeded to sing almost the entire Mama Mia soundtrack before Chud called. Long story short - I hung up the phone and realized I was eleven miles away from LEXINGTON! I went the WRONG WAY on the interstate for 30 solid minutes. I had to turn around at the next exit, which happened to be the same exit from which I left Lexington an hour before. What an IDIOT! It took me two hours to get home. I basically drove the interstate twice in a row. It was very exciting.
So, if you have something to sell, call me. If you have something to deliver to another city, don't call me.